If you read this post:
You may decide to stop following me.
You may have a good deep laugh at the stupidity of AJH.
You may feel better about yourself if you feel like you do forgetful or stupid things.
Read on to discover the foolishness of AJH.
Emily, you may stop reading. I want you to maintain some respect for your mother.
If you do choose to continue please do not share the tale with the Rocketship.
Back to this morning.
So I got up bright and early to run before I biked to school. I got dressed and headed to our mud room to complete my ensemble. I put on my reflective vest (which makes my husband very happy), added my hat and off I went.
I ran about 50 minutes at a very slow pace. I felt a little lame from my half on Sunday and basically just took it easy. Once back home I took off my reflective vest and went to take off my hat. Well, much to my dismay I discovered that I had just run in the daylight, on the streets of my town, in front of people who know me..............wearing my bike helmet. Yes, it is true. I was horrified but even so I could not stop laughing. Just call me the Queen Dork. How could someone do that and not have a clue? Is it my awesome focus just concentrating on my running? Is it my I just don't care what anyone thinks, I don't want to get a head injury if I fall carefulness? Is it my trying to be ready for that bike ride to work, one thing already on? Truly I was just trying to make everyone else feel just a little bit better about themselves. I have been asked if I got pictures. Well, no didn't you get that I was like totally completely unaware? My son wants me to do a reenactment so he can get pictures. Somehow I don't see that happening.
What is an embarrassing thing you have done while getting a workout in? Fess up. I want to hear some stories.
This is NOT how I looked.
NOR is this how I looked.
Sorry, no pictures!